More aphorisms to live by

I have noticed that many of these aphorisms have a cadence to them that burns them into your brain. Allow these three to supplement any previous rules for living I may have provided.

If you are taking over the embryonic Marxist revolution in your barnyard you convince the serf animals that:

• Four legs good, two legs better.

Or perhaps you want to resolve a business dispute in a post apocalyptic distopian future follow this rule:

• Two men enter, one man leave.

In dance class it is very important to remember:

• Left foot forward, right foot back.

except when you shouldn't.



tags: dancing, Animal Farm, Mad Max, aphorism