Wednesday, April 26, 2006

More aphorisms to live by

I have noticed that many of these aphorisms have a cadence to them that burns them into your brain. Allow these three to supplement any previous rules for living I may have provided.

If you are taking over the embryonic Marxist revolution in your barnyard you convince the serf animals that:
  • Four legs good, two legs better.
Or perhaps you want to resolve a business dispute in a post apocalyptic distopian future follow this rule:
  • Two men enter, one man leave.
In dance class it is very important to remember:
  • Left foot forward, right foot back.
except when you shouldn't.

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1 comment:

whirdly said...

What, no graph?