How to Thaw a Turkey

I had the greatest news story to submit to FARK today, but by the time I heard it on the radio I was too late to get it in. Turns out I missed by 5 minutes. Anyway, not to be perturbed, I will submit it here for your enjoyment.

Local6 - Man frustrated with thawing 20 lb frozen turkey, tosses it into burning car. Incidentally breaks window and saves elderly couple trapped inside.