In August 2001, one terrorist to another:
T1 - I bet you I can get boxcutters, letter openers, pocket knives and even nail clippers banned from all flights in the US. Think of all of those aggravated passengers with annoying hangnails.
T2 - OK, you're on.
T1 - If I win the bet I want the money to go to my surviving relatives.
In November 2001, Richard Reid to his terrorist cell controller:
Rich - I bet you I can make everyone have to take their shoes off to fly in an airplane.
Terrorist - OK, you're on.
Richard - If I win the bet and survive I want my winnings in cigarettes, since they are the only fungible currency in prison, otherwise just give it to my surviving relatives.
In August 2006, Overheard at the terrorist water cooler.
Terrorist A - I bet you I can get airline passengers even crankier than that show bomber guy by getting all water and soda (they'll get thirsty), perfumes and deodorants (they'll get smelly), toothpaste (their breath will smell), suntan lotion (sunburned in August!) and every other liquid and gel banned on airplanes.
Terrorist B - Oh, yeah. I'll do you one better by also getting every electronic device larger than a watch banned also. Without laptops and iPods they will go insane on those long flights.
Terrorist A - OK, you're on, but if they allow breastmilk and baby formula I'm only paying you or your surviving relations half the bet.


tags: terrorism, travel, security screening
2 comments:
I think the terrorists are relieved that they don't actually have to blow things up to make us live in fear anymore. Now they can just plan to and then snicker while they watch the West turn into police states.
You might be interested in a book called Beyond Fear by Bruce Schneier. It points out that most of our security measures create far more problems than they solve.
notphil, good suggestion, I do have Bruce Schneier's book already, I just have to fit it into my reading list and schedule.
I wonder if anyone with influence thinks of the cost benefit analysis of their efforts to stop these terrorists.
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