Guess where I am today.
I finally made it to the right baseball park in Chicago. I am, this instant, watching the Cubs play the Pittsburgh Pirates at Wrigley Field. I am conflicted because I used to go to school in Pittsburgh, but today I have my Cubs hat on and I will root, root, root for the home team.
I would tell you that the score is nothing all and it is the bottom of the 1st with the Cubs up to bat, but that would be transmitting a description of the game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball and that could get us all in trouble.