I used to worry about getting chronic wasting disease from deer and having my own body eat holes in my brain a la mad cow disease, or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Spongiform encephalopathy, it's not just for cows anymore. Now I need to fear the combination of industrial chemicals, environmental disruption, biorhythm upset, or nanotechnology runaway that has produced the 7 legged hermaphroditic deer recently killed (and eaten!) in Wisconsin.The "lucky" hunter appears to have eaten one to many of these things.
I for one would like to be the first to welcome our new septopedal hermaphroditic deer overlords.
tags: deer, hunting, mutant
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